That is what I get for swearing at the balloon.

Unfortunately, this music video went to shit because I was only 3/4 from finishing singing the lyrics until the damn balloon popped and I had no backup balloons left so I couldn’t finish it and had to improvise and edit with what I had. Things never go right for me. Just comment whether you hate this or like it and give me 1 star. (not really I’m just being sarcastic) I can’t sing that’s for sure but hey it’s fun trying and it makes the video funnier doesn’t it? Hopefully the lyrics make up for it and they are at least worth 4 stars?

Here are the lyrics:

I owe so much on my credit cards
I’m all maxed out and it breaks my heart
That I have to flash a 90 year old fart
To pay off my Visa and my Mastercard

I know I’m hot and I know you’re not
I remember your face from a police mug shot
But whatcha gonna do when I’m in so much debt
Gotta find a way to pay the rent

Don’t you dare touch these
They don’t come cheap
Show me the money
And I’ll give you the opportunity

To play
To touch
To suck
To fuck
But my boobies can only handle so much

All I have to do is flash
And just like that
I’m loaded with cash
But I’m not complaining
Cause they pay my bills
Do you see my beautiful house
On Beverly Hills

These boobies of mine pay the bills
They get me out of debt every time
When I flash these puppies my bills are paid
If I need extra money I just shake my behind

To play
To touch
To suck
To fuck
But my boobies can only handle so much

I’m not like some fake bitches
Who were born with small titties
Who went under the knife
So they can change their life
But to me they will always be
The girl with the size 34 B

I love my boobies
Yes I do
And I know that you love them too

To play
To touch
To suck
To fuck
But my boobies can only handle so much

I owe so much on my credit cards
I’m all maxed out and it breaks my heart
That I have to flash a 90 year old fart
To pay off my Visa and my Mastercard

I know I’m hot and I know you’re not
I remember your face from a police mug shot
But whatcha gonna do when I’m in so much debt
Gotta find a way to pay the rent
Gotta find a way to pay the rent

But my boobies can only handle so much